Red Is the Color of My True Love's Neck

The perfect gift book for the person who wants to buy a romantic, meaningful gift and have change left over.

You might be a redneck if . . .

• There were dogs in the church on your wedding day.
• You’ve ever French kissed within five feet of a dumpster.
• A dating service matches you up with a relative.
• You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• You whistle at women in church.